best night ever

Yes, Jeremy navigated his Porsche on his own through ghettos and slums and tornadoes from Oz to make it to this concert, with only his unfathomable wits and unmatchable gaydar to guide him.

(Alessandro and Ferrero Rocher had the night off.)

He parked half a mile away, only to be told by the big black woman in a police uniform that he better not think his ass was parking here, 'cause this was the handicapped parking.

While at above concert, I became engaged in conversation with a woman sitting next to me. She said she studied medicine, and that I shouldn't drive all the way to Chapel Hill without visiting LocoPops. She was right.