Stuff on My 2' x 2' Night-stand

1 Ashtray containing)

8 Butts (5 american spirit, 3 djarum black)

3 used Matches

1 joint Roach

6 strands mardi gras Beads (silver, gold, black, purple, green, red)

5 Books)

the amber spyglass, philip pullman

the power of now, eckhart tolle

smoke and mirrors, neil gaiman

the tarot, alfred douglas

tori amos: piece by piece, tori amos & ann powers

when you are engulfed in flames, david sedaris

1 heineken beer Bottle

1 pin-on amanda fucking palmer Button

1 disposable fujifilm Camera

1 st. anthony votive Candle

5 beer Caps (4 pbr, 1 heineken)

10 trojan Condoms

1 square sushi Dish containing)

1 iPhone

1 ring of Keys

1 Wallet

8 Figurines)

1 plastic green Dinosaur

1 plastic Duck

6 metal Gladiators

1 pair Fingernail Cutters

21 black elastic Hair Ties

1 box nag champa Incense

1 bottle wet platinum Lubrication

1 Magic 8 Ball

2 zorro-esque Masks

3 Photographs)

my mother & sister

Britney Spears, from britney album artwork

a row of 8 Toilets

2 dirty Plates)

1 navy blue with honey & breadcrumbs

1 cream with apricot jam

1 large Rock, paperweight containing)

1 handwritten move-in Checklist

1 papa john's Coupon sheet

1 housing Lease

2 rent Receipts

1 joanna newsom & 1 imogen heap concert Ticket

1 Rubik's Cube

1 pair Scissors

1 rider waite Tarot deck

2 dirty Teacups, (1 mustard yellow, 1 cream) containing)

coffee grounds

1 spoon

tea leaves

1 trident gum Wrapper